Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
As shirtless as possible
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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