I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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