You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
