"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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