If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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