i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
How external is "for external use only"?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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