Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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