My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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