dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
