Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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