My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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