Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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