Ambien. No doubt about it.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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