I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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