There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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