I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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