There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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