I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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