Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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