I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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