Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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