I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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