he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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