I must be too annoying 4 u.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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