I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You need a sexual gate keeper
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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