We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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