Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
PANTIES FOUND
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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