Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
