then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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