How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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