White coat. Heels.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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