I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish you could order shots online.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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