Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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