she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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