Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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