doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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