For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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