be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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