I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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