can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
