so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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