Where is the hickey?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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