Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Please don't give away my fajitas
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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