Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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