i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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