I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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