What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
So squirting runs in the family.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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