Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Naked. naked and bneed help.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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