He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i think im in europe. pls send help
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
