Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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